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Monday, January 12, 2009

No More Black

Black is out young ladies. How is a prospective near sighted tiger supposed to spot you if you are wearing a black coat, black pants, and a black Mickey Mouse tee shirt? It is time to start wearing some bright colors so that you will get noticed. The only thing that should be colorless is your gum. Stop chewing bubble gum in public. There are subtler ways to get more of a bang for your buck.

More advice later.

.... I can't help it if I am making you mad. Someone has to shake things up around here. Get rid of the gum.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

New Years Reality Check

Do you know if the tiger you are hunting is real? Go to http://johnnyoops.blogspot.com to find out.